Warlords of Warbook W*o*W

this is from their chat...

Alliance Chat
UDIE2: apparently these guys want a ceasfire
UDIE2: its up to you guys tho'-i know D-Beast just went on a retal spree!!
Deevo Beast: ok i think there begging for a cease fire, at least this 1 is, Elvenwarrior says: I am a fucking leader of this alliance and have taken our war declaration .. now one last time .. piss off before I declare war against them once again and thus will not take it off ever again until they disband .. I have something important to do now .. thus I will not retaliate at u .. [00:00:04 ago]
UDIE2: i broke the war declaration so we dont make them cry
UDIE2: good job guys!!raise your mugs in a toast for victory!
DunBmadiMaWarmongerAnyway: i logged in an hour ago and was pissed to see this Elvenwarrior had fbed me 8 times. so i attacked him till his kingdom was in high alert. then, Elvenwarrior sent me a message telling me that he was in a midst of a negotiation with our alliance, so i backed off. But after reading messages from Elvenwarrior that UDIE2 had posted above, im hopping mad again. clearly, Elvenwarrior wants to surrender but he is making us sound like a we are small fries to him! The way i see it: i would luv 2 kick this guy's ass. but since the war with them is over, cheers to you guys for making him beg!
Deevo Beast: he he he i know i owe them about 5 mill in deaths still but its nice to see we kicked there asses!!
Deevo Beast: elven warrior definately got it bad today though i bet more than 20 fireballs already

elven: i didn't know u were such a sorry lad! haha:D beggin for mercy n stuff!! *kidding*

Preliator: I'm not too pleased with that part about "join a better family" but I obviously can't do much about it. I sincerely hope this is over.
The Undead Legion: I thought the war was over
UDIE2: i broke the NAP until things are proven over.I messaged thomas cochrane about it.
UDIE2: retal anymore hits and tell eegoh to shove his threats up his ass.
Gershina: Are we actively seeking out and spanking? Or just retalling?
DunBmadiMaWarmongerAnyway: r u guys itching 4 a fight now? coz i m helping "plz do not attack me" whoop some ass from the ^CU^ alliance. apparently, "THE Lanimal" got pissed when "plz do not attack me" joined our alliance and start attacking again. rest assure that i never involved our alliance into the war with ^CU^. it's me & "plz do not attack me" VS ^CU^. feel free 2 join in anytime, guys..
UDIE2: NWO war should be over-post any attacks but dont retal unless you want to.
zoro93: on the anoucment you have names of the N.W.O members can we attack them or are they there just in case


why am I posting this u guys might ask? i'm bored...

this is their "kitchenlist":


Announcements
Our New Enemies in N.W.O.
1. Jerry78 173k
2. E E G O H 18.6k
3. Warbert the Warring Warior 282k Leader
4. JK Chill 13.6k
5. CK JUGGERNAUT 44.4k
6. Clit Commander 29.6k
7. Amadaya 90k
8. 0oKalgKo0 70k
9. Father 35k
10. Heavenly call 82k
11. zitanzi 32.6k
12. Radioactive Bear 34.5k
13. Ugly Muggly 57k
14. Clayface 356k
15. Thomas Cochrane 523k
16. Zaduzai 473k
17. Elvenwarrior 82.5k
18. Shybabe 26.7k
19. Turbonegro 102k
20. Queen Elyssa 33k
21. Kierlatan 43.5k

and what the =)"/#/)/¤#) am I doing on number 19?!??! that's an insult!!!

ooh fuck this AHAHAHAHA I laughed my fucking ass outta that .. just wait .. lets rap this up with War sharks and I'm declaring war once again .. i will personally take care of their leader myself .. I want him all for me !! I'll lay down the fucking law and then lets see who's gonna fucking ask for a cease fire ..

Ok turbo .. it worked .. you won't be bored anymore .. since war sharks
have already asked for a cease fire .. and it seems that TZU has
declared war after us immidiately .. they don't want us back kicking
their butt .. so guys .. what do u think .. should we continue this war
against W*o*W ?? .. I would love to teach them a lesson.

should we really declare war on them just because i got bored and did some research??!?

haha...

i say HELL YEAH!!! why do u guys think i bother doing this research, if it wasn't to find all the dirt they talk about us!?!

The point is .. they think I was begging them ?? they think THEY WON THIS ??? .. Lets see who will beg now .. HAMMER AWAY !!!!! fuck this .. why am I sooo pissed at this ?? hahahaha

OMG, yeah, Ithink that's the first time I have ever been on someone's hitlist and number 7 at that!!!!
I say we smoke them just for talking smack and trying to build their own egos!!!

Occipital Protuberance
UDIE2
DunBmadiMaWarmongerAnyway
Gershina
The Undead Legion
Preliator
Cucumber Pie
Collin Limbo
Deevo Beast


these are the recent active ppl on the WOW alliance chat!! attack them at will

turbo how did you get that from thier chat board?

We have a spy inside of W*o*W.

Thank fuck... we are back at it with these pieces of shit... This time there is no stop... I dont care if I have ntohing left... what an insult, me as number 2... thats bullshit... lol... I am always number one... Fuck me fry these pieces of shit...

number two is fair enough .. but 17 WTF ???

Cucumber Pie: It looks like we are DeathDestroyer is another NWO member
Cucumber Pie: Could someone else hit Deathdestroyer today, I reached my limit for the day. LOL
Cucumber Pie: Why can he hit me 17 times already today but I can't hit him anymore, I might have hit him 10 times
Deevo Beast: we are officially at war with nwo again. anybody that can fireball needs to waste as many as possible on Elvenwarrior he is the want that drew the first sneak attacks again
Deevo Beast: nwo has made surprise attacks unprovoked on our alliance after they called an nap. this was a trick we must make them pay!!!
Mherlin: i`ll do my part where i can
Mherlin: sorry i am too low in level and have a small penis




looks like ur number one after all elven

HELL YEAH !!

elven beating me again...
dont beg for mercy this time elven...lol...


BURN WOW BURN....

Haha .. nah i won't Will be expecting them to beg for mercy though ^^ ..

Anyway .. try to keep 2 MV's per hour at comander chaos .. he is hired and getting sponsored .. lets paralize him .. they are nothing without him if you ask me ... I try to keep 1 MV at him per hour ..

Also trying to fireball everyone to stay at number 1 !!!

Preliator: I'm fucked. Mana drained and fireballed about three dozen times. And some earthquakes for good measure.
Preliator: Douches.
Preliator: I'm sorry, it was only 32 fireballs.
Cucumber Pie: I went from a army of 250000 to one of 125000 in 1 day. Just as I was just about done rebuilding
Cucumber Pie: You magically spy on the ViewSonic VX's lands.
The target has approximately:
518,661,123 Gold
0 Soldiers
0 Knights
598,442 Pikemen
178,578 Elites
Cucumber Pie: If you can crack this guys defences he has lots of Gold for your taking
The Undead Legion: Hey guys I'm gonna de
tag for a bit just till this war passes over, I have lots of
elites...no had lots of elites, and they dropped like flies to nwo
fireballs, if you need any thing let me know.

look like poor cucumber cant take what we can dish lol and how bout sonics lands he rich.
preliator seems quite angry hope we dont make him cry.

Haha .. I'll throw him another fireballs lol ...

and now the daily news from our favourite clan W*O*W

what's happening this episode.... lookie here:

Preliator: I'm fucked. Mana drained and fireballed about three dozen times. And some earthquakes for good measure.
Preliator: Douches.
Preliator: I'm sorry, it was only 32 fireballs. Cucumber Pie: I went from a army of 250000 to one of 125000 in 1 day. Just as I was just about done rebuilding
Cucumber Pie: If you can crack this guys defences he has lots of Gold for your taking
The Undead Legion: Hey guys I'm gonna de tag for a bit just till this war passes over, I have lots of elites...no had lots of elites, and they dropped like flies to nwo fireballs, if you need any thing let me know



who's crying now?!?!? haha

Collin Limbo: Man, I need troops! Or gold


Preliator: Same here; I can't take this beating any
longer. I'll keep my Bebo account in the alliance so I can keep up to date on
what's going on.


Preliator: This isn't goodbye; just "see you
later."


Gershina: In the last 24 hours I've been severely hit
by the following asshats:
attack me eat fire N.W.O
took out: 25,407 elite
took out: 20,134 pikemen
took out: 3,697 knights
took out: 8,349 soldiers

sageman N.W.O
took out: 19,679 elites
took out: 15,317 pikemen
took out: 2,659 knights
took out: 4,7466 soldiers

DeathDestroyer N.W.O
chain attacks


Gershina: A money or troop infusion would be greatly
appreciated


Gershina: DeathDestroyer says: Hi just wanted you to
know that you suck. [00:00:50 ago] block user
Your kingdom is under attack by DeathDestroyer!


Occipital Protuberance: Nobody talks to our
troops that way! (You should send this back to him "Oh, was that your
penis? Shit, I thought it was a cigarette"


Collin Limbo: DeathDestroyer says: Hi could you
please tell your alliance that I would like for them to attack us now? I know
that you would rather piss your pants in fright but please help us out with our
boredom. Thanks for being my favorite douchebag.


Collin Limbo: OK, these guys are REALLY starting
to piss me off! We need a plan, where we all work to peck away at them one by
one until they are useless!!!!



hahaha sageman is finally reconized finally finally HAHAHAHAHA and that attack me eat fire guy to.



looks like they are getting upset about how bad we hurtin them

looky looky preliator is giving up to lol

UDIE2: we need mages -lots of them.Period.I'm gonna
find us some now.


Cucumber Pie: in the last 8 hours I have been
fireballed 24 times


Collin Limbo: Man, I am all in, and just about
out of the game!!!!


Cucumber Pie: Don't quit man!


Collin Limbo: Your right, never say die!!!!!! I
have been working over a little mage called "magic for hire" and just
accidentally put him to full alert...


Collin Limbo: I have lost over half my land, and
3/4 of my troops...


Collin Limbo: Exactly. Well, I have to pretty
much stop today and lick my wounds. I need funds big time!!!!


THE Lanimal: i have been severly chained by;


THE Lanimal: Kierlaton


THE Lanimal: Elven Warrior





THE Lanimal: Death Destroyer, Golden Elite with
Energy Sword, & E E G O H. I cannot take this damage constantly, something
has to be done about this war.

THE Lanimal: Perhaps asking some of our allies

looks like they running to allies

they can bring them .. I'll just have to bring ours aswell .. so far I only have HAM in .. but I'm sure I can get atleast 3 more into this .. but they are totally not worth it .. I'm starting to pitty them just from reading those chat logs ..

they just said this on chat board should dunno what who they are?

Deevo Beast: im workin on allies as we speak hopefully by tommorow we have a large alliance of 500 hitten them with us.

I think we should talk to our allies just in case.